![]() ![]() The upcoming list is compiled from my own fantastic research and recommendations from friends. Sometimes a mom just needs to read a different kind of bedtime story. It doesn’t have to be more profound than that. Grammar, in romance, not necessary.Īnd I’m obviously not reading these kind of books for their literary impact or, and most often, lack of. Specifically, the ones that make a good woman clutch her pearls. They won’t ask my thoughts on organizing a playroom, preparing age-appropriate Montessori activities, or my thoughts on ANY upcoming election.īut I am often called upon to delve out my latest discoveries in the romance section. No one will ever seek me out for meal prep advice. Not a hint of rose on those fluffy cheeks. ![]() If I think I have offended someone in any way, I’m red as a Cardinal.Īnd if you dare to ask me ANY serious question about things I haven’t heavily researched but probably should have an opinion on by now WHILE drinking my $13.99 wine, I go full body blush and it’ll linger until the detox.Īlso, my skin pretty much stays crimson throughout any conversation with a teacher.īut hand me a naughty book, ANY will do, and my hands remain steady as I calmly devour its contents. NO ONE is gonna buy those overpriced almonds now.īut if you try to pay me a compliment, heat hits my cheeks immediately. Because I thought I could quickly order while nursing and couldn’t possibly have known that my babe would release her hold on my nipple at the exact moment I said, “extra shot, please” to the unexpecting barista. Directly from my bare chest, in a million little directions. But likely, to happen again.Īnd in my mothering prime, I once soaked an entire Starbucks counter with breastmilk. Last week, I blew a kiss to the principal of my children’s school. I’ve flashed my neighbors so often that I’ve learned to just live with the uncomfortableness of block parties. Need an escape into pure entertainment and want to get in the mood? We’ve got a collection of romance books that will do the trick.
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